Homicidal Tendencies included.......

Another fethed up week where i barely got any decent rest and had to stay up for A WHOLE FARKIN' NIGHT AGAIN! Funny how a group assignment eventually ends up as a solo assignment, FOR ME! 'CAUSE MY FUCKTARD GROUP IS COMPRISED OF DOLTS, LAZY BASTARDS AND PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOT BE PAYING ANY MOTHER-FUCKING ATTENTION IN THEIR CHEE BAI LECTURES AND TUTES! EITHER THAT OR THEY'RE TOO FUCKING "BUSY" TO MEET UP AND DISCUSS THE FUCKING ASSIGNMENT, BUSY WITH WHAT? PA CHIU CHENG AH? NIN NAO HIA.....FUCKING DOLTS THINK THEY'RE THE ONLY BUSY PEOPLE AH? THIS IS UNI DAMN IT, NOT PRIMARY SCHOOL YOU DICKHEADS, OF COURSE YOU'LL BE BUSY! So heres what happend, after a massive breakdown in communications where everyone seems to be soo busy with something, they decided to do whatever they wanted instead of using modern technology such as the phone to communicate and delegate the work efficiently, fuckin' retards. Then for some reason or other they e-mail me whatever they've done and expect me to compile a report from their nonsense. Which turns out to be pure and simple crap. I could have done a much better job than the SHITE they gave me even in my fething sleep which has MOSTLY ELUDED ME for the past 2 weeks. And then there was this one member who seriously warranted a fethin' 12.7mm anti-material round to the balls. I respect the fact that he bothered to meet up with me and try to sort out some parts of the assignment, aside from the small fact that he knew NEXT TO NOTHING about writing a performance report (for those who are wondering, this is an accounting assignment where you need to write up a performance review report for a company) and i had to basically spoon-feed him step by step on how to complete his part of the assignment, what the fuck, i might as well have done everything myself. Which i did have to do in fact. When the rest of the bastards sent me their work only did i realise the full extent of the shit that their incompetence has gotten me into. ALMOST EVERYTHING THEY DID WAS NOT UP TO STANDARD! THEY COULDN'T EVEN FORMAT THE REPORT CORRECTLY! So i had to clean up their shit and basically try to salvage as much of their crap as possible in the hopes of decreasing my monumental workload. I spent 2 bloody nights vetting and re-writing the report, in fact i only finished it half an hour before the due time. And then the dumass mentioned previously turns up and almost fucks up everything while i was about to print it. He tried to combine all the different word docs into a single doc so that he could number the pages easily, but i don't know what the fuck he did and he jumbled up all the tables, figures and paragraphs. FUCKIN' SMART ARSE! Only after forcing him to get the fuck away from the pc and letting me handle the rest did i avoid getting all my hardwork destroyed by that incompetent bastard. He then muttered something about needing to number the pages properly as that was the way reports needed to be done if not marks would be deducted. BIG WORDS FOR SOMEONE WHO DIDN'T DO SHIT! I MEAN IF I DIDN'T BOTHER TO CLEAN UP THEIR MESS THEY WOULD HAVE ALL GOTTEN A FUCKIN' ZERO EACH! Like what a friend of mine once said, "My blood pressure is skyrocketing!" What i would give for a katana now......the word "dismembering" comes deliciously to mind.....Blood....A lot of Blood...And now here is something completely unrelated to this post, for all you folks who are wondering what significance the name has to me, the only way you'll get the full story out of me is if you ask me after a particularly heavy drinking session, only then might i tell you. And i have to say it is a damn good story! (heres the name again, and yes there is no 'w'). Here's a line from one of my "works in progress", the first 2 are already up on monkey man's blog.
"Now we are on different paths, and i make my way towards Restarting."